These Days I Tend to Lie

I'm Jacque. 19. North of Truth or Consequences. Just reblogging what I like or think is funny. Enjoy?

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bat-vomit:

afriet:

dandelion to seed head

I have wondered about this for so long.

(via porcelain-rain)

(Source: corgis-everywhere, via alphascum)

(Source: 8gay, via -loner)

poppunky:

xydg:

parkingstrange:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Sleeping with his favorite Snorlax

my heart

OMG KITTY SNORLAX KITTY AND SNORLAX

Ugh I want a cat so bad.

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via meanieweeny)

cauda-pavonis:

"investigation cone", "worry stumps" and "noodle whip" = ACCURATE XD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ineedcalculator)

equalistmako:

The official director’s cut ending for Book 3 Episode 6

(via ineedcalculator)

britty-boob:

theresbeautyinthebreak-down:

conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

Guiltyyyy.

Super guilty

(via porcelain-rain)

saskiakeultjes:

I made a new two frame comic more of this series here and here

(Source: donniedarkos, via -superman)

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via guy)

fusrodrawblog:

About 95% done! Just need to add water, fish, and the flag on the small castle :)